This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2009 720p BluRay x264

Scene 1 Jenna Haze, Tony De Sergio
Scene 2 Aurora Snow, Nick Manning
Scene 3 Sasha Grey, Evan Stone
Scene 4 Codi Carmichael, Cheyne Collins
Scene 5 Jada Fire, Evan Stone, Tony De Sergio

Reviewed by bono-ONE on 5/31/2009
Good day fellow porn fans time for a new parody and this one targets Star Trek, not a hit when it was first on but in syndication it became a phenomena, spawning several hit movies and a few more tv shows and now it’s cum full circle with the porn treatment. You have a pretty good cast here too with Evan Stone taking on Kirk, Tony DeSergio doing the full Vulcan as Spock and Cheyne Collins as Bones McCoy round out the good guys. Now on the baddie side we are bringing in another Star Trek classic, Khan and who is portraying him, Nick Manning . We have some sexy girls here to tempt the boys with Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Aurora Snow and Jada Fire among the hotties. My biggest complaint with the title and it’s not really pertaining to the Star Trek part of it. It’s that the first thing you see when putting the disc in is annoying phone sex ads and I don’t care if it’s advertising Hustler or not, I don’t want to see them period and this should be contained to the extras where you can choose to see or not see them. I was able to chapter jump past them but it’s still annoying just the same. This is also a two disc affair with the main movie on the first one and then some extras on the second, stil more sex ads too so why you need to be subjected on the first disc is a mystery and a waste of space too.

As the movie itself opens you find the crew on the bridge about to leave this sector when they find a strange looking ship, one from the 21st century if I heard correct and this is the 23rd so those people have been in space limbo for some time. Kirk, Spock and Bones beam on and find three living life forms and one deceased. Our learned Vulcan is left behind to assess the situation there leading to our first sex scene. Jenna Haze is the alien hottie and she rises right up once her cubicle is opened, ready to please any man and it just so happens to be Spock who might be resistant to the power of love but his cock isn’t to the power of lust as you’ll see. Jenna is fantastic with the head here per usual and they hit a few good positions before he nuts. The outfit she wore had a good 60’s vibe to it and I can see it being on the real show though there probably would’ve been a bit more material surrounding the female, still it had the spirit. Of course the outfits for the Trekkies is oh so important and in this regard I think the Hustler folk did pretty good.

Back on the USS Enterprise we find Khan sleeping but he soon rises, even gripping Bones’s throat not knowing the year or even century he’s in. Kirk then sends a trusted female officer to find out what Khan knows and she falls to his charms and we get a very nice pairing with Nick and Aurora Snow who is a vision in the red Trek gear. The head and sex is more aggressive than the first scene and we get some anal worked in too before Nick nuts to her face, great cleanup too from Aurora– who then turns her back on the Federation aggreeing to help Khan with his ship takeover, this galaxy needs better leadership and he’s more than willing to provide it, at whatever the cost.

But we first must get our Captain some loving and we get the third person beamed up from the older ship, it turns out to be another Vulcan who is played by the lovely budding mainstream star Sasha Grey!! Her outfit too is very remniscent of the show for me anyway and her look was pretty hot. Sasha has vital information on Khan she wants to share but she needs to feed her hunger or blood fever she’s experiencing and friends it’s been festering for over 200 years so she’s one horny Vulcan!! Ok it is supposed to only affect males Kirk points out but there is a strain, B-17 she says that hits some females so there you have your answer. Evan does pretty good trying to do the Kirk dialect/ speaking mannerisms too. Well Sasha gets her fix and like Aurora before her oral sex is pretty aggressive, some good ball sucking too. I do think the ears look pretty fake if we let our gaze linger on them to long, the color seems to fake for me when compared to the surrounding skin– but having said that it didn’t really matter to much when you had the great cock sucking going on right before your eyes at the same time. They don’t even leave the beaming area to fuck, good thing no one was there to accidently hit the button– can you fuck as you transport through space, lol. I was hoping for cowgirl here to see that ass shown off, the best we got and it wasn’t bad was doggiestyle. Evan as the Captain serves up a good sized load for Miss Grey– who then disappears and we don’t get that info, lol.

It was after this pairing we get the real Khan appearing, Nick berating Aurora who is mesmerized by his persona, eventually she relents and agrees to help him release a virus, first to the sick