This Ain’t Dracula XXX 2011 1080p BluRay x264
Good quality source bluray.
Scene 1 Brandy Aniston, Bridgette B, Jennifer Dark, Ryan Driller
Scene 2 Jessi Palmer, Marie McCray
Scene 3 Krissy Lynn, Tom Byron
Scene 4 Marie McCray, Alan Stafford, Joey Brass
Scene 5 Jessi Palmer, Evan Stone
Reviewed by bono-ONE on 10/18/2011
Good day porn fans. It is October and as we near All Hallows Eve comes a movie from Hustler that fits right into the season, This Ain’t Dracula XXX. This version here is based on the popular version captured by Francis Ford Coppola in the 1990’s starring Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder and Sir Anthony Hopkins. So anyone who watched that version knows the sexual vibes were pretty good in that for the ladies who fell under Gary Oldman’s spell. I must confess, though, after watching the opening credits and it ended with a shot of the Count’s castle I only could only think of one thing, Scooby Doo and how that opening sequence ended with bats flying out towards the camera from the big castle. The graphics were pretty good but that was the vision I had in my head as it ended here. Obviously they will have to jump a few story points to tell this story in porn terms but not so much that you shouldn’t recognize it. The story here opens with Jonathan who is the fiance to Mina arriving at the Castle Dracula to help him finish off the purchase of property in London. As with the Hollywood version Dracula stalls the process allowing is trio of vampire brides played by Brigette B, Brandy Aniston and Jennifer Dark to have their way one night with Jonathan in the movies first sex scene. It was in his room, dimly lit but enough so that you get the views you want. The ladies look pretty good sharing his cock as well as having a little fun with each other before he splooges mostly across Brandy’s tits. After this the girls fang up and attack him, not sure if we’ll be seeing him again! I should point out Dracula is played by Evan Stone who is made up real close to how Gary Oldman was to start that movie right up to the long red satin robe and the white hair which looked on top of his head like a big bra stretched across with the two cups pointing upward.
From there the movie takes us to late 19th century London where we meet Lucy played by Marie McCray and Mina played by Jessi Palmer. As in the Hollywood version Lucy is quite the catch with several suitors vying for her affections and this amuses Mina to a degree as she is worried about not hearing from Jonathan for a little while at this time. To take her mind off that we move to our second scene which is a very nice g/g with Jessi and Marie and I have to be thankful that there weren’t any sex toys back in that time period and we just get to enjoy the girls doing quite a bit of pussy licking with the girls going down on each other more than once and you have some fingering too though the dominant act here was the oral sex which was quite pleasing and filmed well in the drawing room I guess it’s called with a fireplace behind the ladies lit up. You also see the two women dressed in period dresses which covered their whole bodies but they were’t to hard to get out of thankfully once the two girls began kissing progressing to the oral sex.
From here the story brings a mysterious ship crashing into the docks with apparantly no crew aboard and the only one left was the captain who was dead by the time the ship finished its journey. There were many crates, though, aboard and when one was cracked open the only thing inside was some dirt which we all know is the sacred home of the Count who has made his way to London– we have missed the part where he’s seen Mina’s photo and Dracula knows she is the spitting image of his long lost love but we’ll see how the show here brings this vital piece of story into play shortly. Lucy has begun to sleep walk which she hasn’t done since being a child and we can assume this might the count beginning his lustful courtship of her? Mina wants to get the help of Doctor Seward played by Jack Lawrence who is one of the suitors for Lucy to see if he can’t help. The story here takes us to the madhouse where he works and we meet Renfield who is played by the Icon Tom Byron and listening to his dialogue here I was impressed with how he handled it, fairly close to the Hollywood version. The sets so far have been pretty good I think in keeping with the time period and again the outfits have been good the latest one worn by Doc Seward who turns his attention from Renfield to Lucy who indeed has begun to show signs of anemia the cause of which has escaped the good doctor so far. To help with the diagnosis Jack’s character sends word to an old mentor, Dr. Abraham Van Helsing who is much more learned in this field and at this same time Mina receives word that her Jonathan is alive though is some distress so she heads off to be with him leaving Lucy behind.
The story then takes us back to the asylum where hello we have a little nurse bj action with Krissy Lynn working on Tom By
