Saw: A Hardcore Parody (2010) (Full DVD)
The porn biz is in a panic. A killer is on the loose putting porn stars in diabolical sexual situations. The sole survivor (Amber Rayne), while being interviewed, gives a clue which delves you deeper into the story of the madman behind the puppet. It’s up to Detective Roush (James Bartholet) and his partner Detective Humpsey (Syren DeMer) to catch him in this all-star comedic thriller adaptation. Scene 1. Amber Rayne, Johnny Thrust Scene 2. Lexi Belle, Jack Vegas, Tommy Gunn Scene 3. Ginger Lynn, Ron Jeremy Scene 4. Emy Reyes, James Bartholet Scene 5. Asa Akira, Britney Amber, Evan Stone Scene 6. Heidi Mayne, Jack Vegas, Jay Ashley, Jordan Lane Review from Rogreviews: Show MOVIE TYPE: Parody Runtime: 143Mins. Blue Circus Entertainment DIRECTOR: Dick Chibbles THEMES: Parody, Violence, Porn Stars, Facials 2011 CONDOMS: None STARS: Asa Akira, Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Britney Amber, Syren De Mer, James Bartholet, Asa Akira, Ginger Lynn, David Lord, Ron Jeremy, Emmy Reyes, Heidi Mayne, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Jordan Lane, Barrett Blade, Mike Vegas, Daisy Layne, Redd Dyber REVIEW- From the AVN Award-nominated box comes a parody I hadn’t seen the first time. It’s another WTF parody moments, I must confess. Saw just doesn’t seem to fit with porn. In fact, it barely fits with horror, but that’s part of its allure. For those of you know the Saw series, the idea of XXX torture porn might seem a bit odd. It is, trust me it’s an odd mix. The makers of this movie don’t pull any punches. This isn’t a happy go lucky tip of the cap to the original. It’s a gritty combination of hot sex and real violence. The look is dead on and the music is very good (with one odd exception.). The script is perhaps the best part of the movie. Instead of just half-assing it, they wrote a movie that is very true to the original. The quirky killer is knocking off porn stars in creative ways. The torture devices are clever, but so are the killer’s motivations. I think that is what surpised me the most. At times this movie really does play like another installment of the Saw series that just happens to revolve around the porn industry. Speaking of porn, this movie does have sex scenes. They are good at times, but not great. Originality and despearation are the best aspects of the sex scenes. Amber Rayne is up against the clock as she blows Johnny Thrust and has a huge dildo pistoning in and out of her ass. Asa Akira and Britney Amber has to literally fuck Evan Stone to save their lives. Lexi Belle stars in a pretty hot three-way that is just a straight sex scene with no edge. It’s good with a couple of hot facials. Ginger Lynn is sadly wasted in a scene that has zero spark despite her best efforts. The sex scenes could have used more work. Some of them could have been longer, others could have hotter and a few could have been cast better. So in the end this is the kind of movie that gets nominated for awards, is worth watching with friends and is a lot better on most levels than I expected. Amber Rayne Porn star Amber Rayne has lived to tell her horrible tale. She is trapped by Screw Ball and attached to a device that fucks her ass with a huge dildo. At the other end is a poor fan who is hooked up to a collar. She has to suck him off or he will be choked and she will literally be anally fucked to death. Faced with death, she goes right to work sucking and talking dirty while her ass gets fucked. The guy seems to struggle with wood while she has no problem at all taking the fake dick in her back door. The dark nature of the scene and the set makes this a less optimal setting for traditional jerk off porn. It is frantic and dirty though so there is that appeal. Amber gets him off and then makes her escape. Looks like fan boy was not so lucky though. Lexi Bell, Tommy Gunn & Michael Vegas Lexi Belle is being eaten by Michael Vegas when Tommy Gunn comes home. Normally this could be a problem, but she tells him that she’s lonely and horny. It doesn’t work at first, but hey, they are actors in a porn flick (inside of a porn flick) so director David Lord feeds them some dialog and now it’s a three-way. In no time at all she is squatting between two dicks and sucking them off. Lexi is always hot and there is nothing dark or violent to get in the way. They fuck her in doggy and then cover her sexy face in cum. It’s a short scene, but shows off her body nicely and delivers the goods. Ginger Lynn & Ron Jeremy Ron Jeremy is the police chief. After sending one of his detectives under cover as a porn star he pulls Ginger Lynn out from under his desk. He puts her down and gets his tongue up in her naughty bits. Ginger still knows how to suck a mean dick. She slurps up and down Ron’s dick while he pinches off enough blood to make it fit in her pussy. The manage a few strokes before he cums on her. This is really a mess. Other than Ginger with a cock in her mouth, it’s totally worth skipping. Emmy Reyes & James Bartholet Undercover as a
